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A Christmas gardening gift…

A Funny Year in the Garden
Gardening cartoon bookIf you’re looking for the perfect Christmas gift for a gardener, this may be it!
The book contains about a hundred of my black and white gardening cartoons, most of which have been published in newspapers and magazines from Private Eye to the Irish Sunday Independent (where I had a weekly slot in the gardening pages for fifteen years or more).
The book is available through Amazon.
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Summer gardening cartoon

Cartoon about gardening on a hot summer day
Showing a gardener relaxing in the garden rather than doing any gardening tasks.
The gardener is sunbathing on a garden lounger and is thinking “There’s an old saying – if it’s hot enough for shorts it’s too hot for gardening”.
A joke about outdoor activities, garden furniture, summer, sunshine.Cartoon reference number: a208a
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Book of gardening cartoons

A Funny Year in the Garden
Gardening cartoon bookVersions of many of the gardening cartoons on this site can be found in my book, A Funny Year in the Garden.
My gardening cartoons appeared for many years in the pages of the Irish Sunday Independent newspaper.The book contains about a hundred of my cartoons in black and white.
The book is available through Amazon.
Such as at:
Amazon UK
Amazon USA -
Garden birds cartoon – nesting box design

Bird nest box design cartoon
A bird ignoring an ornate nesting box – the bird is building a nest in a branch fork under the nesting box
Cartoon reference number: a633
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Gardening cartoon – beer traps to trap slugs

Gardening cartoon – catching slugs with beer traps
A cartoon about garden pests – slugs – and how to eliminate them
A joke about beer drinking – the man is drinking a can of lager and wants to open another one
Cartoon reference number: a584
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Gardening cartoon – a man sowing flower seed and a cat sowing bird seed

Gardening cartoon – a man sowing flower seed and a cat sowing bird seed
The man is looking forward to flowers growing from the seeds he is sowing
The cat is looking forward to seeing birds sprout from the seed it is sowing – as it’s sowing bird seedCartoon reference number: a583
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Garden tools cartoon – labour saving gardening tools

Garden tools cartoon
Labour saving gardening toolsA humorous observation about hard to start power tools.
The joke is that power tools, which are meant to be labour saving, can be exhausting to get started, especially if they are started by pulling a starting chordCartoon reference number: a582
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Garden cartoons – noisy neighbours cartoon

Noisy neighbours cartoon
Cartoon showing problem neighbours hanging a loudspeaker outdoors in a tree.
A gardener is hanging a bird nesting box in a tree. The loudspeaker looks very similar to the nesting box, which is part of the jokeA humorous observation about neihbors from hell, encouraging birds in the garden, inconsiderate neighbours
Cartoon reference number: a578
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Gardening cartoon – hanging baskets from electricity pylons

Garden design cartoon
Hanging hanging baskets from electricity pylonsDisguising an eye sore in the garden by planting
An illustration of a person turning a disadvantage into an advantage by using a bit of creativity
Cartoon reference number: a577
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Gardening cartoon – using false perspective to make a garden look bigger
Garden design cartoon
Using false perspective to make a garden look bigger than it isThe use of trompe l’oeil in the garden – to make a window box look like a large garden
Cartoon reference number: a576
See my book of gardening cartoons here.
Gardening cartoon – relaxing in the garden when it’s too hot for gardening

Gardening cartoon.
Relaxing in the garden when it’s too hot for gardening
A cartoon of a woman relaxing in a hammock in her garden on a sunny summer’s day
Cartoon reference number: a575
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Sundial cartoon. A sundial is a solar powered clock

Sundial cartoon. A sundial is a solar powered clock
In the cartoon a person is looking at a sundial and is saying “It’s incredible that all those years ago they’d developed solar-powered clocks.”
The cartoon illustrated how in the modern world we assume everything has to be powered by a relatively modern form of power, such as electricity in the form of batteries or mains electricity. In the past everything was powered by “sustainable” or “natural” resources, such as solar power, the wind or water.
A cartoon about the history of clocks, horology
Cartoon reference number: a544
See my book of gardening cartoons here.
Gardening cartoon – flower appreciation guide book
Gardening cartoon – flower appreciation guide book
Cartoon showing a gardener looking in a book to see how different types of flower should be appreciated
The cartoon is about conventions of taste and aesthetic judgements as much as it’s about gardening
A cartoon about aesthetics, taste, beauty, design, cultural convention, artistic taste.
Cartoon reference number: a518
See my book of gardening cartoons here.
Gardening Cartoons
Welcome to my selection of gardening cartoons
To see my cartoons on the subject please click the image to the right or click the link below.
Gardening cartoons
Butterfly friendly insecticide cartoon

A cartoon about selective pesticide – butterfly and ladybird friendly insecticide
A joke about insecticide that kills only ugly insects
The cartoon has deeper meanings about how we judge things by appearance, by prejudice or by attractiveness.
It’s also about gardening and the aesthetic values that are deployed in the garden (such as in the selection of plants and flowers, not just in the selection of pests). However it’s also about the wider phenomenon of judging everything, including people, by appearance
Cartoon reference number: a472
See my book of gardening cartoons here.
Pareidolia image – a flower that looks like a human face

Pareidolia – an orchid flower as a man’s head
A photograph of an orchid flower that looks like a human head
An illustration or artwork about pareidolia – illusion of seeing faces where they don’t exist.
More pareidolia images here: Pareidolia 1 and Pareidolia 2
Cartoon reference number: a420
See my book of gardening cartoons here.
Mushroom illustration – toadstool illustration – fungi

A drawing of a mushroom
Fungus illustration
Toadstool sketch
A drawing of a toadstool, mushroom or similar fungus, inspired by a walk in the park in autumn
The fungus in this drawing is a purely impressionistic one, made up on my sketch pad in my studio. It is meant to give the feel for the fungus rather than being a scientific representation of one
A drawing about autumn, fungi, mushrooms, toadstools.
A digital painting of fungus.
Cartoon reference number: a400
Seeing the face of God in a flower – cartoon

See the face of God in a flower – cartoon
A cartoon showing a Sunday school teacher telling her pupils that you can see the face of God when you look at a flower.
One of the children is imagining the face of a pansy as the face of God.
Pansies do have faces after all.
Seeing faces in things is known as pareidolia.
Cartoon reference number: a396
See my book of gardening cartoons here.
Gardening cartoon – insect repellant

Gardening humour – how to repel midges
How to repel midges when outdoors
Midges are a pest in the garden and outdoors. They may be small but they go around in swarms and their bites can drive a person to the point of distraction. However, a slight breeze is all it takes to get rid of them.
This cartoon shows a method of producing such a breeze.
Cartoon reference number: a665
See my book of gardening cartoons here.
Organic gardening cartoon – worms dragging unwanted organic matter underground

Organic gardening cartoon – worms dragging unwanted organic matter underground
Cartoon showing a woman thinking about her husband being dragged under the soil by worms. Wishful thinking
A cartoon about organic gardening
The woman in the cartoon is a keen organic gardener – and her husband is a lazy waste of space.
She is thinking about the organic gardening principle that you should allow worms to drag decaying organic matter into the soil, and she is wishing that the worms would do that to her husband.
Cartoon reference number: a298
See my book of gardening cartoons here.
Garden plant protection cartoon

Gardening cartoon – a novel way to protect plants from bad weather conditions
Cartoon showing small umbrellas as a novelty form of plant protector in the garden
The advantage of these mini umbrellas is that because they are vivid colours they bring a welcome splash of colour to the garden during dull weather.
Cartoon reference number: a297
See my book of gardening cartoons here.
Topiary cartoon

Garden cartoon
Topiary cartoon – gardener creating a topiary chair
Cartoon showing a gardener relaxing in a chair that he has clipped as a piece of topiary from a bush. He is reading a magazine called ‘Topiary Monthly’
A cartoon about topiary art, clipping hedges, topiary animals, garden furniture, garden chairs, relaxing in the garden.
Cartoon reference number: a296
See my book of gardening cartoons here.
Flower gardening cartoon – the joy of small flowers

Garden cartoon – how to appreciate small flowers
Cartoon showing a microscope being used to admire tiny flowers in a garden
A cartoon about microscopy, studying flowers, size isn’t everything, beauty in small things.
Cartoon reference number: a295
See my book of gardening cartoons here.
Solar powered sundial cartoon – a sundial with solar panels

Garden cartoon – a garden sundial that is powered by a solar panel and that has a digital display
Cartoon showing a digital sundial
The original version of this cartoon was drawn many years ago, before the start of the recent proliferation in solar panels.
Part of the joke is that sundials are very low-tech devices, whereas the device in the cartoon is very high-tech. Both use the sun as a way of telling the time.
The cartoon questions the need to make everything hi-tech, because the normal sundial works almost as well as the solar panel electronic clock in the cartoon (except when the sun’s not shining of course, but let’s not get pedantic).
There is a companion cartoon that goes with this one in which a traditional sundial is advertised as a ‘solar powered clock‘
A cartoon about alternative technology, garden ornaments.
Cartoon reference number: a294
See my book of gardening cartoons here.
Summer gardening cartoon – gardening in dull weather, compensating for lack of sunshine

Garden cartoon – how to provide sunshine in overcast weather
Cartoon showing a gardener setting up a sun lamp to provide artificial sunshine to his garden plants
This cartoon was drawn during a prolonged period of very overcast summer weather, when the sun didn’t shine for a long period of time.
A cartoon about gardening equipment, flower gardening, encouraging plants, gardening in shady gardens, sun-loving plants.
Cartoon reference number: a293
See my book of gardening cartoons here.
Spring gardening cartoon – the results of an early spring

Spring gardening cartoon – an early spring
Cartoon showing the results of an early spring.
When spring arrives early in the year plants come out earlier. And so do neighbours.
Cartoon showing people relaxing in the garden to take advantage of early spring sunshine and unseasonable warm weather
A cartoon about garden seasons, hot weather, relaxation in gardens, suburban gardening.
Cartoon reference number: a292
See my book of gardening cartoons here.
Gardening cartoon – a cartoon about data-obsession and looking forward to spring

Garden cartoon.
Cartoon about obsessive data collection
Cartoon showing a gardener measuring the length of a bud on a tree and determining the progress of the seasons as a result.
This is a cartoon about people who feel a need to measure things as a way of feeling that they are in control of their lives and environment.
This cartoon isn’t a criticism of the data collecting urge. After all, where would we be without the people who do it? It’s due to them that we can predict what will happen in the future (The man in the cartoon is precisely predicting the time till the arrival of spring).
A cartoon about control freaks, creating order, psychological personality types.
Cartoon reference number: a291
See my book of gardening cartoons here.
Gardening cartoon – garden seating cartoon

Garden cartoon – garden seating up a tree cartoon
Cartoon showing a garden seat high in the branches of a tree
There is a spiral staircase going round the trunk of the tree, providing access to the top of the tree
A cartoon that refers to the recent trend to construct aerial walkways or arboreal walkways through the upper branches of trees, allowing people to explore the tree canopy. Examples include the Xstrata Treetop Walkway in Kew Gardens, London.
The cartoon also refers to the tree houses built in trees by children (or their parents).
Part of the joke in the cartoon is that the two people sitting on a bench in the tree are old people rather than the young and agile people you’d expect.
A cartoon about garden seating, garden chairs, relaxing in the garden, suburban gardening.
Cartoon reference number: a290
See my book of gardening cartoons here.
Garden flowers cartoon – looking at a snowdrop using a mirror

Spring garden flower cartoon – snowdrops in the garden
Cartoon showing a man in his garden studying snowdrops by looking at them from below by using a mirror on a stick
A cartoon about spring gardening, early spring garden flowers, flower appreciation, how to study snowdrops.



